The Republic of Novembreland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Antonio Gramsci with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 10.796 billion Novembrelandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novembregrad. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Novembrelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,358 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 218,481 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, government officials who do an offal job get smoked, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Antonio Gramsci, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime is totally unknown. Novembreland's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Novembreland is ranked 285,446^th in the world and 4,047^th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.