The Kingdom of Vaanu is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Quinn Kelly with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.004 billion Vaanti have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Huerta. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vaanti economy, worth 876 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,999 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Quinn Kelly, Vaanti Gladiators is a ratings success, and it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vaanu's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Vaanu is ranked 101,223^rd in the world and 1,361^st in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,769.81 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.