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The Number One Pick of Joe Burrow

“Geaux Tigers”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Devide by Zero


Joe Burrow

Population1.185 billion


The Number One Pick of Joe Burrow is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.185 billion Joe Burrowians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The strong Joe Burrowian economy, worth 78.1 trillion Natties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,908 Natties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and healthcare funding has been cut. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Joe Burrow's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Joe Burrow is ranked 156,308th in the world and 2,069th in Devide by Zero for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,765thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,670thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,266th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 51st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 68th in the regionMost Secular: 71st in the regionMost Cultured: 74th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 182nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 199th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 199th in the regionMost Politically Free: 203rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 216th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 222nd in the region

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