The State of Juan Dei is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 18.084 billion Juan Deians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Juan Deian economy, worth 379 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Uranium Mining. Average income is 20,992 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Juan Dei's national animal is the deer.

Juan Dei is ranked 119,285^th in the world and 3^rd in Democratic Republic of Ecuador for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.