The Shadowlands of Juskalherria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 44.94 billion Juskalherrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The strong Juskalherrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,764 trillion syrups a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,258 syrups, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Juskalherria has found 1 easter eggs), psychological disorders are a taboo subject, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Juskalherria's national animal is the marketbug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juskalherria is ranked 134,249^th in the world and 16^th in United Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,249.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.