The Free Land of Kapkan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Regent with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 5.89 billion Kapkanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, although Spirituality, Education, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapital. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kapkanian economy, worth 479 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,373 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kapkan's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kapkan is ranked 279,443^rd in the world and 30^th in Krillin for Most Patriotic, with 0.54 flags saluted per person per day.