The Free Land of Kapkan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Regent with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The democratic, devout population of 5.827 billion Kapkanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, with Spirituality, Education, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapital. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kapkanian economy, worth 495 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,957 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kapkan's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kapkan is ranked 79,471^st in the world and 26^th in Krillin for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,671.72 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.