The Federation of Denipala is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 285 million Denipalans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Denipalan economy, worth 14.3 trillion slacks a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,148 slacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denipala's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Denipala is ranked 150,839^th in the world and 10^th in The Polar Bear Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 9.06 flags saluted per person per day.