The Matriarchy of Keina Iwata is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, digital currency, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.833 billion Keina Iwatans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The strong Keina Iwatan economy, worth 343 trillion laris a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 43,834 laris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, warning signs caution Keina Iwatans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keina Iwata's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keina Iwata is ranked 179,833^rd in the world and 1,967^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 351.3 on the Gilded Widget Scale.