The Queen's State of Klang Valley is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.232 billion Klang Valleyians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The powerhouse Klang Valleyian economy, worth 640 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 33,312 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 114,287 per year while the poor average 7,126, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Klang Valley's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klang Valley is ranked 191,951^st in the world and 7^th in Putrajaya for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.