Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 13.966 billion |
Capital | Atlanta |
Leader | Perseus |
Faith | Eagleism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The United States of Erwo Stal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Perseus with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 13.966 billion Erwo Stalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Erwo Stalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,039 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,617 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, all the playground's a stage for Erwo Stalian schoolchildren, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erwo Stal's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eagleism.
Erwo Stal is ranked 290,377th in the world and 6,305th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24.78 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Erwo Stal, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.
- : Erwo Stal resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in Erwo Stal, all the playground's a stage for Erwo Stalian schoolchildren.
- : Following new legislation in Erwo Stal, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in Erwo Stal, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in Erwo Stal, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Erwo Stal was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Erwo Stal was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : Erwo Stal was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Erwo Stal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Influential, Most Developed, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.