The Democratic Isle of Crodelinam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dragon President with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.955 billion Crodelinamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subparadi. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crodelinamian economy, worth 225 trillion nacanes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 115,591 nacanes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crodelinam's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Wyrmism.

Crodelinam is ranked 8,885^th in the world and 145^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 122.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.