The Confederacy of United Independent Kingdoms is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.16 billion Kingdomians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Independence City. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kingdomian economy, worth 89.1 trillion francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,780 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, interest in globalism never flags, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Independent Kingdoms's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

United Independent Kingdoms is ranked 289,132^nd in the world and 822^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.41 kickbacks per hour.