The Democratic Republic of Bodhisva is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Étienne Sickleton with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.967 billion Bodhisvans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Still Waters. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bodhisvan economy, worth 841 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,203 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, visions of giant pink yaks are a common side effect after Bodhisvans eat their meals, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodhisva's national animal is the yak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mahāyāna Buddhism.

Bodhisva is ranked 1,740^th in the world and 87^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 151.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.