The Republic of China government of Kuomintang is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Chiang Wei-kuo with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.224 billion Chinese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nanking. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Chinese economy, worth 890 trillion yuan a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 35,322 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, conspiracy theorists allege Nanking's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuomintang's national animal is the dragon and its national religion is Shenism.

Kuomintang is ranked 208,681^st in the world and 55^th in China for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.