The Free Land of Barbartopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.256 billion Barbartopians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Barbartopian economy, worth 477 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,889 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barbartopia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Barbartopia is ranked 252,677^th in the world and 15^th in The Imperial Union of Order States for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.