The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Julbelf is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.65 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boffulow City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,280 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 498,023 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the bum of Leader has been voted the most recognisable in Kyldellian Julbelf, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Julbelf's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Julbelf is ranked 305^th in the world and 12^th in Kylden for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 24,889.16 on the Gilded Widget Scale.