The Federation of Beblahbleblo is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.823 billion Beblahblebloans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Beblahblebloan economy, worth 529 trillion Dineroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 77,655 Dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Beblahbleblo' is a smash hit, and it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beblahbleblo's national animal is the Vaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beblahbleblo is ranked 282,058^th in the world and 5,146^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.46 flags saluted per person per day.