The Commonwealth of Lady Ice is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.977 billion Lady Iceans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 37.2%.

The Lady Icean economy, worth 358 trillion Silver and Golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 39,965 Silver and Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, genetic researchers have been expelled, and citizens must pay to enjoy Lady Ice's pristine beaches. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lady Ice's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lady Ice is ranked 68,507^th in the world and 6^th in Lady Magdalenas Secret for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,479.02 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.