The Lime Trade Hub of LimeTown is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by A box of limes with a drawn smiley face with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.796 billion LimeTownians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemon Aid. The average income tax rate is 35.4%.

The frighteningly efficient LimeTownian economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,021 Lemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and recognizing the LimeTownian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown. LimeTown's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Limism.

LimeTown is ranked 31,600^th in the world and 99^th in United Kingdom for Safest, scoring 108.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.