The Republic of Little Texas is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.937 billion Little Texans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The thriving Little Texan economy, worth 622 trillion horseshoes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,648 horseshoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,796 per year while the poor average 16,706, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Little Texas's national animal is the Blue Stallion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Little Texas is ranked 95,147^th in the world and 8^th in United Alliances for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,577.95 on the Gilded Widget Scale.