The Kingdom of Lord of Duckness is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning duck population. The hard-working population of 7.955 billion Lord of Ducknessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The Lord of Ducknessian economy, worth 305 trillion marks a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 38,452 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lord of Duckness's national animal is the duck.

Lord of Duckness is ranked 158,455^th in the world and 3^rd in New Duck Order for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.