The City State of MAACAU is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate population of 8.572 billion MAACAENSES are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Macau. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MAACAUian economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion Macau Cryptocurrencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,453 Macau Cryptocurrencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, MAACAU is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MAACAU's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Christianity.

MAACAU is ranked 285,370^th in the world and 5^th in International Petroleum Cartel for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.97 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.