The Sporadic Seccessionist State of MacEnthailand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.407 billion MacEnthailandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rebatopolis. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong MacEnthailandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion Celtic Knotts a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,164 Celtic Knotts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Leader, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, private law firms are unheard of, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MacEnthailand's national animal is the Lochness Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MacEnthailand is ranked 20,273^rd in the world and 474^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 113.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.