The Federative Republic of Grande pudimland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by David Markov Pudimnator with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.095 billion pudimlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Pudimlland. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient pudimlandian economy, worth 564 trillion Cas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 182,241 Cas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, and the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Grande pudimland are highly popular tourist destinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grande pudimland's national animal is the red leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grande pudimland is ranked 4,679^th in the world and 35^th in Europeia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 581.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.