The Matriarchy of Mama is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.247 billion Mamen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mama City. The average income tax rate is 61.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Maman economy, worth a remarkable 3,607 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 148,791 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Mama's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mama's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Mama is ranked 50,712^th in the world and 1^st in Nekos United for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,292.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.