The Queen's State of Mamamayan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.967 billion Mamamayanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Mamamayanian economy, worth 896 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 40,830 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,599 per year while the poor average 2,193, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the government is avowedly atheist, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mamamayan's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mamamayan is ranked 288,620^th in the world and 5^th in Saint Georges for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -3.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.