The Egalitarian Federation of Manlinesslavia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Head Honcho with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.526 billion Manlinesslavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mangrove. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Manlinesslavian economy, worth a remarkable 5,418 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 240,530 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime is totally unknown. Manlinesslavia's national animal is the squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Manlinessianity.

Manlinesslavia is ranked 913^th in the world and 24^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 100.87 average smiles per day.