The ✱Solarvm Mystic Holy Empire✱ of Las Filipina is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by 79ᜂᜇᜒᜁᜈ᜔ᜆ᜔ ᜉᜒᜀᜇ᜔ᜎ᜔ ᜋᜑᜇ᜔ᜎᜒᜃ ᜃᜓᜂᜈ᜔ᜃᜒᜎ᜔46 with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 3.68 billion Pinoys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pearla De los Santos Orin Maynila. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 502 trillion ᜁ ᜈ᜔ ᜆᜒ ᜇ᜔ ᜈ ᜆᜒ ᜂ ᜈ ᜎ᜔ aureus ᜏᜓ ᜇ᜔ ᜎ᜔ ᜇs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,490 ᜁ ᜈ᜔ ᜆᜒ ᜇ᜔ ᜈ ᜆᜒ ᜂ ᜈ ᜎ᜔ aureus ᜏᜓ ᜇ᜔ ᜎ᜔ ᜇs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Research grant proposals read like political diatribes, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and a government program is underway to revitalize Las Filipina's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Las Filipina's national animal is the Omnia Animalium, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Espirituwal Lahat ng Relihiyon Supremacy.

Las Filipina is ranked 12,018^th in the world and 332^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 148.9 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.