The Kingdom of Markiplier Land is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Markiplier with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 17.244 billion Markians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warfstashe. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Markiplier Landian economy, worth 829 trillion LetsPlays a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,110 LetsPlays, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Markiplier Land's national animal is the Otaku, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Markadox.

Markiplier Land is ranked 174,718^th in the world and 7,536^th in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 54.35 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.