The Republic of Mascot War is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning penguin population. The hard-working population of 8.07 billion Mascot Warians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.6%.

The Mascot Warian economy, worth 381 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,319 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mascot War's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Mascot War is ranked 202,300^th in the world and 2^nd in Sacro Imperio de Rathaus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.