The Dominion of Trollgeria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Captain Trollge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.3 billion Trollgerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollingham. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trollgerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,174 trillion Trollings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,490 Trollings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, visiting the best Trollgerian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and the latest political memes depict High Captain Trollge as an overly-choreographed robot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trollgeria's national animal is the Troll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Trolling.

Trollgeria is ranked 18,715^th in the world and 3^rd in The Absolution for Most Corrupt Governments, with 105.42 kickbacks per hour.