Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Regional Influence: Powerbroker
Location: The Caffeinated Confederation
Population | 583 million |
Capital | Spokane |
Currency | coffee cup |
Animal | weaponized moose |
The Cascadian Confederation of NorPac Liberation Front is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 583 million Cascadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spokane. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Cascadian economy, worth 49.8 trillion coffee cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 85,366 coffee cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown. NorPac Liberation Front's national animal is the weaponized moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
NorPac Liberation Front is ranked 18,261st in the world and 3rd in The Caffeinated Confederation for Safest, scoring 114.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NorPac Liberation Front voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Following new legislation in NorPac Liberation Front, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in NorPac Liberation Front, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero.
- : Following new legislation in NorPac Liberation Front, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in NorPac Liberation Front, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : NorPac Liberation Front's influence in The Caffeinated Confederation fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Following new legislation in NorPac Liberation Front, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
- : Following new legislation in NorPac Liberation Front, people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear.
- : Following new legislation in NorPac Liberation Front, Max Barry is this year's Miss NorPac Liberation Front.
- : NorPac Liberation Front voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Heavens Fall.