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The Commonwealth of Miendzimoze

“Si vis pace, para bellum”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Unproven

Location: Osiris



Population5.346 billion


AnimalKaiser Wilhelm II

The Commonwealth of Miendzimoze is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.346 billion Miendzimozeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elka. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miendzimozean economy, worth 570 trillion Pilsuds a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,656 Pilsuds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, all the playground's a stage for Miendzimozean schoolchildren, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Miendzimoze will pay them to stop, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Miendzimozeans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miendzimoze's national animal is the Kaiser Wilhelm II, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Miendzimoze is ranked 35,869th in the world and 1,042nd in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 97.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 3,035thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,366thBest Weather: 3,924thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,527thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,657thMost Inclusive: 4,757thNicest Citizens: 5,028thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,222ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,653rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,242ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,977thMost Cultured: 7,146thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,007thSmartest Citizens: 9,750thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,330thSafest: 10,425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,142ndMost Developed: 11,253rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,400thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,847thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,356thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,833rdLargest Governments: 16,212thLowest Crime Rates: 16,672ndMost Secular: 16,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,647thMost Pacifist: 18,086thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,707thMost Income Equality: 20,298th
Most Influential: 27th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionBest Weather: 172nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 183rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 191st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 205th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 206th in the regionNicest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 249th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 271st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 340th in the regionMost Cultured: 363rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 400th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 471st in the regionMost Income Equality: 547th in the regionSafest: 550th in the regionMost Developed: 571st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 582nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 598th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 635th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 658th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 708th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 714th in the region

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