The Free Land of Mr Duckie is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.115 billion Mr Duckieans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Mr Duckiean economy, worth 252 trillion quacks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 35,468 quacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,598 per year while the poor average 2,223, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mr Duckie's national animal is the duck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Mr Duckie is ranked 179,952^nd in the world and 3^rd in Duck for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,595.66 Standard Monetary Units.