The Breached Walls of Mr McGregors Garden is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mrs McGregor with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.024 billion Gardeners are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The McGregor Cottage. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gardening economy, worth a remarkable 2,182 trillion vegetables a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 198,001 vegetables, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,777,143 per year while the poor average 2,803, a ratio of 634 to 1.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, it is often said that only Mrs McGregor could bring down Dàguó, and confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mr McGregors Garden's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cultivation.

Mr McGregors Garden is ranked 38,709^th in the world and 9^th in Hundred Acre Wood for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,347.97 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.