Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Two
Population | 6.848 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Python |
The Republic of Msirraepp is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.848 billion Msirraeppians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Msirraeppian economy, worth 859 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 125,445 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Msirraepp's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Msirraepp is ranked 25,125th in the world and 1,731st in Two for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,105.21 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Msirraepp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Msirraepp, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys".
- : Following new legislation in Msirraepp, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
- : Following new legislation in Msirraepp, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Following new legislation in Msirraepp, carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Msirraepp, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
- : Following new legislation in Msirraepp, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
- : Following new legislation in Msirraepp, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
- : Following new legislation in Msirraepp, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
- : Following new legislation in Msirraepp, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.