The Republic of Myrensis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Consul Marcus Dive with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 29.482 billion Myrensians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saria. The average income tax rate is 9.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myrensisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,400 trillion Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,083 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Consul Marcus Dive's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myrensis's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Capitoline Triad.

Myrensis is ranked 9,943^rd in the world and 571^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.22 law-abiding acts per hour.