The Empire of Mystery7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mystery7 with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 34.639 billion Mysterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yretsym. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mysterian economy, worth an astonishing 15,337 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 442,794 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystery7's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mysterianism.

Mystery7 is ranked 2,143^rd in the world and 40^th in the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 338.97 kickbacks per hour.