The Republic of Western Enagui is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ashla Snips with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.95 billion Western Enaguians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Western Enaguian economy, worth 186 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,077 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Enagui's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Western Enagui is ranked 171,781^st in the world and 32^nd in Saint Osmund for Most Patriotic, with 7.1 flags saluted per person per day.