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The Republic of Nation Of Hats

“We live in a glorious society”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Pacific

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Nation Of Hats

Population1.731 billion

CapitalJoe
LeaderJoe Mama
FaithIslam

CurrencyHat
AnimalCheetah

The Republic of Nation Of Hats is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Joe Mama with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.731 billion Nation Of Hatsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joe. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nation Of Hatsian economy, worth 383 trillion Hats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 221,623 Hats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nation Of Hatsian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Joe Mama's most personal functions, and judges are all-powerful. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nation Of Hats's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Nation Of Hats is ranked 23,293rd in the world and 385th in the Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 1,523 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 921stRudest Citizens: 930thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,608thHighest Drug Use: 1,663rdFattest Citizens: 1,708thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,765thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,558thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,846thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,973rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,132ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,340thMost Avoided: 3,629thMost Efficient Economies: 4,025thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,114thLargest Retail Industry: 4,315thHighest Average Incomes: 4,739thMost Inclusive: 5,659thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,115thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,831stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,095thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,425thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,720thLargest Black Market: 7,836thMost Armed: 7,920thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,997thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,494thNudest: 9,230thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,746thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,771stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,383rdTop
10%
Most Cultured: 11,090thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,465thNicest Citizens: 12,403rdSmartest Citizens: 12,698thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,835thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,992ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,999thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,446thLargest Governments: 14,935thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,604thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,297thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,644thLargest Mining Sector: 18,167thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,179thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,289thMost Politically Free: 21,532nd
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1%
Highest Drug Use: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 40th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
5%
Most Avoided: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 71st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 98th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 145th in the regionMost Armed: 145th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 159th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 162nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 172nd in the regionNudest: 175th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 177th in the regionLargest Black Market: 188th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 195th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 210th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 218th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 229th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 237th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 246th in the regionMost Cultured: 251st in the regionMost Politically Free: 278th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 303rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 318th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 319th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 326th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 334th in the regionTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 340th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 346th in the regionLargest Governments: 373rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 375th in the regionMost Influential: 385th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 417th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 433rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 541st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 556th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 605th in the regionMost Devout: 614th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 627th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nation Of Hats, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Nation Of Hats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation Of Hats, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Joe Mama's most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation Of Hats, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Nation Of Hats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Nation Of Hats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Nation Of Hats was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation Of Hats, Nation Of Hatsian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation Of Hats, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation Of Hats, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.

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