The Socialist republic of United Eurasia union is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Leonid Brezhnev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 866 million The ultranationalist union of Eurasias are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Eurasia unionian economy, worth 87.2 trillion Eurasian rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,648 Eurasian rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, political activists are routinely executed, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, and United Eurasia unionian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Eurasia union's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Eurasia union is ranked 277,023^rd in the world and 27^th in militian right wing for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.21 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.