The Imperial Federation of The Austro Germanic Union is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiserin Victoria II with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.429 billion Austro-Germans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Austro-German economy, worth a remarkable 3,059 trillion Goldmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,043 Goldmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, The Austro Germanic Union is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime is totally unknown. The Austro Germanic Union's national animal is the Prussian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Austro-German Trinitism.

The Austro Germanic Union is ranked 5,090^th in the world and 239^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.87 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.