The Democratic Republic of United Bosniaks is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 56 million Bosniaks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bosniak economy, worth 3.47 trillion Bosniak yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 61,926 Bosniak yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Bosniaks's national animal is the Mixed Unicorn and Grey Wolf.

United Bosniaks is ranked 274,967^th in the world and 5,767^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.81 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.