The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of United States of Rhodes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.958 billion Rhodesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodesian economy, worth 692 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,604 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Rhodes's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

United States of Rhodes is ranked 106,392^nd in the world and 2,201^st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,570.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.