The Federal Republic of Varithnia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Executive Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.503 billion Varithnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Welfare, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Varithnian economy, worth 149 trillion Dezans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,177 Dezans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Varithnian weed picker are way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varithnia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Varithnia is ranked 282,131^st in the world and 5,991^st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.