The Democratic Republic of Democratic Republic of Acember is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Federal Council of the DRA with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.078 billion Acemberians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Acemberianopolis. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Acemberian economy, worth 143 trillion International Credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,146 International Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Democratic Republic of Acember's national animal is the Flemianguanan Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Democratic Republic of Acember is ranked 24,542^nd in the world and 462^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.