The Federated States of Big Eyed Animation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by First Council with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 7.405 billion Animates are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agate. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Big Eyed Animationian economy, worth 843 trillion Xzylops a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,925 Xzylops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nose plugs are the latest Big Eyed Animationian fashion accessory, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Eyed Animation's national animal is the Engrod, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Big Eyed Animation is ranked 14,355^th in the world and 883^rd in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 336.96 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.