The Dominion of New Roman Siberia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tzar Supreme Alexei with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.267 billion Roman Siberians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capitol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Roman Siberian economy, worth a remarkable 1,436 trillion Silver Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 336,647 Silver Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Roman Siberian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Roman Siberia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Roman Siberia is ranked 29,172^nd in the world and 5^th in Warzone Asia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,748.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.