The Empire of Nieuw-Pruisen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Michael I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.176 billion Nieuw-Pruisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pommern. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nieuw-Pruisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,367 trillion Toxandrische guldens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,697 Toxandrische guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nieuw-Pruisen's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nieuw-Pruisen is ranked 96,608^th in the world and 4,856^th in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 15.41 flags saluted per person per day.